That photo of me is obnoxiously large. What kind of tom-foolery is this?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
via laugh-addict
I have not laughed this hard in a while
Mom: You need to go get a job.
But you can’t work here here or here.
Me: 
To quote Professor Digory (the Magicians Nephew), “They don’t teach logic in school anymore.”What the fuck?
No, seriously, what the actual fuck?
Holy shit this is the most retarded fucking blog I’ve ever seen in my life gods help me.
BUT HOW DO I SCIENCE
LOL OH MY GOD, I’M DYING OVER HERE
oh.my.fucking.god. I hate pro-life people with such a burning passion it hurts. Shut up.
I don’t hate Pro-Life people but this doesn’t make any fucking sense.
(Source: checkmateprochoicers)
Mhmm ;)
Of what I don’t know yet.
I should probably figure that out.
What the fuck is wrong with the East Coast?
(Source: pandorasfall)
The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine (via gypsy-sunday)
This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media.
(via raeseddon)